saltburnt groupchat.

[doped]

YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

Comments

un: lott

[involuntary]

Guys, I think vampires might be real. Or real here, at least.

[doped]

tell me you didn't get bit by dracula dude

[psilocybe]

uhhh why? What happened?

[diarists]

lottie did you let some random bite you???

[katharma]

omg WHAT

How could u tell??? Did it bite u??? Did it just tell you???

un: yellowjackie (backdated a bit, meant to be filtered from nat but not whoops)

[katharma]

OK guys since it’s March that means Nat’s birthday is soon & since we’re back to civilization (and then some) we should throw a birthday party for her.

Anyone in/wanna help me plan?

[involuntary]

I think that's a great idea, Jackie. I'll help.

text — un: NATATTACK, backdated a little

[doped]

update escape = not promising
nobody freak out but i got in a car crash

1/?

[diarists]

un: lott

[involuntary]

Hey guys, I've been thinking.

Do you think we should add our new coach to the chat?
It might be nice. He seems friendly :)

un: SCATORCCIO

[doped]

( on the one hand: the immediate instinct not to agree with lottie for anything, ever. not since the last vote.

on the other: homelander funny. also, unquestionably what she thinks is right, which generally wins out. )

i'm down
i like him

@trees

[psilocybe]

[while this is happening, travis is playing wallflower, drink in one hand, sloppily texting the entire group by accident.]

are you seeing this

[doped]

BRO

( making intense eye contact from across the room, while hyena cackling into her phone )

the shipman can get it omggggg
you dog 😭

@SCATORCCIO

[doped]

guys lottie's gone

@trees

[psilocybe]

gone?
She's really nowhere?


....

Did you check that weird place in the woods?

@doublebluff

[temujackie]

hey, i told someone it was okay if she practiced with us.

[ asking forgiveness, not permission 🥲 ]

@SCATORCCIO

[doped]

who?

( have u ever met this group of girls melissa )

@yellowjackie

[katharma]

I know it's been a while but 2 things:

1 ) Did everyone make it out??? check in!!!

2 ) Lottie's here again.

@doublebluff

[temujackie]

👍

i saw her. she doesn't remember being here before

@african.grey

[transponders]

@ doublebluff has added
@ african.grey to the chat!

Hi Girls 👋😃

If the oracles are right about another death game, I think we should strategize ahead of time.

@SCATORCCIO

[doped]

dude you’ve been here for like a day
can you chill?

@african.grey

[transponders]

Does anyone know who had a problem with Homelander?

@doublebluff

[temujackie]

i honestly didn't know anybody did

@doublebluff

[temujackie]

@everyone check in
hearts is a fucking disaster right now

@african.grey what's going on with the pirates?

[transponders]

Spades are okay. A lot of talk about how concerning this is, not a lot of willingness to put a name out there. But Set is deeply invested in finding who killed Homelander.

Nothing yet. As in, they haven’t found anything. But they'll vote with us, if we can settle on a suspect.

@african.grey

[transponders]

@leftcenter did you kill Paul?

I won't rat you out if you did. I just want to know if I'd be wasting time investigating.

[diarists]

I have no idea who that is.

@SCATORCCIO

[doped]

if you haven't already looked for that hair in your shit, you better look now and dump it

@doublebluff

[temujackie]

i already told her to do that this morning

[ she was #onit ]

@yellowjackie

[katharma]

Hey speaking of hair WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE TALKNG ABOUT???

@leftcenter

[diarists]

[okay, how to say this in a not-insane way:]

it's how we remembered the dead. we saved their hair.

[...nailed it?]

@african.grey

[transponders]

We need to lay low next round. Ren and Devon and their friends will try to bait us, we can't take it.

[doped]

was that devon shit all just baiting?

@yellowjackie

[katharma]

[ right after checking in with jinx (by request): ]

Is everyone okay?????

@leftcenter

[diarists]

yeah im fine
did ppl just not sleep last october or what

@doublebluff

[temujackie]

guys

[ she doesn't know what else to say :( ]

[transponders]

We find out who
they suffer

where is her head

@african.grey

[transponders]

What the hell is this about hunting, Shauna?

@leftcenter

[diarists]

[]

when we first got here, we remembered up to right after we convicted coach, the second summer out there.

a couple months later, we all had one of those weird comas and woke up remembering the winter too.

i was a little [psychotic] not thinking clearly.

but i didn't HUNT her. i left. i stayed away from everyone for two months.

@lottie

[bloodspill]

Isn't this game about winning? We should be doing everything to defend each other. If anyone is hiding something that isn't about this game, but looks bad, tell us so we can prepare and have each other's backs.

We're already one down. We can't let it be more.

[transponders]

We are. If it comes down to it, vote for me.

@african.grey

[transponders]

Homelander's case is as solid as we're gonna get without physical evidence or forensics. I think we should vote there.

Shauna, have the vampires said anything?

[diarists]

not yet.
i can ask.

@african.grey

[transponders]

You all saw what she wrote. We should honor her wishes.

@doublebluff

[temujackie]

what do you need?