saltburnt groupchat.

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YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

Comments

un: lott

[involuntary]

Guys, I think vampires might be real. Or real here, at least.

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tell me you didn't get bit by dracula dude

[involuntary]

[ well— ]

I don't think there are literally story characters come to life.

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that is so NOT an answer lottie

[involuntary]

I didn't get bit by Dracula, dude.

[doped]

but you did get bit???
you're gonna turn into a vampire

[psilocybe]

that's not how it works

[psilocybe]

uhhh why? What happened?

[involuntary]

I met a vampire.

[psilocybe]

okay...
great

I can't wait for this to end well

[involuntary]

I thought people might find it interesting to know.

[psilocybe]

well

yeah it is. You said it's your roommate???

[diarists]

lottie did you let some random bite you???

[involuntary]

Did it occur to anyone that maybe I just interacted with a vampire and found out that way?

[ so...yes. yes she did ]

[diarists]

that sounds like a "yes", lottie wtf??????

[diarists]

"interacted" is definitely a euphemism for "got bitten by" wtf????

point him out to me.

[involuntary]

Well I'm not going to when you say it all threatening like that.

[diarists]

i'm not being threatening i'm being curious!!

[she's not; she wants to kill this guy.]

[katharma]

omg WHAT

How could u tell??? Did it bite u??? Did it just tell you???

[involuntary]

He had fangs and wanted to drink blood, so it was kind of obvious, but he didn't sleep in a coffin or turn into a bat or stuff like that.

I didn't get attacked or anything, he asked.

1/2

[katharma]

that’s so crazy that they’d bring vampires here and like. Room them with people randomly. Wouldn’t they need to stay out of the sun???

2/2

[katharma]

[ wait. ]

WAIT.

He asked & u said no or he asked and you said okay???

[involuntary]

[involuntary]

It's really no different than people doing a blood donation, if you think about it.

[katharma]

LOTTIE OMG

did it hurt?? Ru okay??!!