saltburnt groupchat.

[doped]

YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

Comments

un: lott

[involuntary]

Guys, I think vampires might be real. Or real here, at least.

[doped]

tell me you didn't get bit by dracula dude

[involuntary]

[ well— ]

I don't think there are literally story characters come to life.

[doped]

that is so NOT an answer lottie

[involuntary]

I didn't get bit by Dracula, dude.

[doped]

but you did get bit???
you're gonna turn into a vampire

[psilocybe]

uhhh why? What happened?

[psilocybe]

that's not how it works

[doped]

( trav siding with lottie, what a shock!! )

if van was here she’d agree with me. if you get bit by a vampire and you don’t die you turn into a vamp. that’s the rule

[diarists]

lottie did you let some random bite you???

[involuntary]

I met a vampire.

[involuntary]

Did it occur to anyone that maybe I just interacted with a vampire and found out that way?

[ so...yes. yes she did ]

[involuntary]

Jesus, I'm not going to turn into a vampire, alright?

[psilocybe]

no it's not the rule there's like a whole step by step that has to happen

She'd need to drink the vampire's blood.

[doped]

hey too bad coach isn’t here or you’d have a meal right?
shauna probably has some ideas on who you can eat

[involuntary]

Next time I find out something interesting I'm just not going to tell you.

[doped]

fine whatever. i’m not like a vampire historian
we should still watch her

[doped]

oh no. please. anything but that

[psilocybe]

okay...
great

I can't wait for this to end well

[involuntary]

Yeah, okay. Good chat.

[psilocybe]

obviously yes
I don't like this just as much as you

[involuntary]

I thought people might find it interesting to know.

[doped]

yeah
i know

( being mad at trav, impossible to maintain 😔 )

sorry
just worried is all

[katharma]

omg WHAT

How could u tell??? Did it bite u??? Did it just tell you???

[doped]

look just keep vigilant okay? it’s weird here. idk what’s going on. if vampire are real just assume everything else is real too
we have to be extra careful. but if you feel fine then good

did it hurt you?