saltburnt groupchat.

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YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

Comments

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this guy just knew how to hotwire a car
i figured i'd go with him and when i cleared the way i'd come back for all of you
turns out, not a good idea

[psilocybe]

no, Nat, not a good idea. Who even is this guy?

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his names spike
he's








well okay apparently he's also a vampire but i didn't know that at the time
apparently he can't bite people tho he's like vampire neutered or something

[psilocybe]

[going through the 5 stages of grief give him a minute.]

ok you know what fine but you can't go off on your own like that it's dangerous vampire or no vampire

but you're ok??
What does vampire neutered even men?

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lesson learned macho man 🫡

yea i'm fine. a little banged up but ok
i don't know really. he said he has a chip in his head that stops him from biting people
idk

[psilocybe]

[dumb that he likes that she calls him that.]

ok good.
Cool so we have chipped vampires here...run into any other supernatural or just that one?

[doped]

( well! )

coach homelander is like a superhero or something. and i met a deity. people here are weird as fuck dude

[psilocybe]

[he types 'he's not our coach', deletes. types again, deletes again. it was never his team. he was never on the team so he can't say anything about that.]

a superhero and a deity? Yeah okay. Can't disagree with you there.
Will you be more careful?

[he almost types 'don't tell lottie about the deity' but everyone can see this, so he doesn't.]