saltburnt groupchat.

[doped]

YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

Comments

[transponders]

Probably. I think I could be either way.

If I go down, stick with the vampires, okay? They came through. And I'm the one that pissed the most people off. If I do go down, the attention on you guys might go away.

1/2

[doped]

( bitch i — )

[doped]

i'm not playing this stupid fucking game.
we're not out there. we're not starving. people are going to die because they don't even want to find the killers, they just don't want to have their friends blamed.
fuck this.

[transponders]

We have to, Nat. We're already in it. Saying fuck this and storming off isn't gonna end it.

We're all scared and pissed off. We just need to get through it intact.

[doped]

misty. when did logic ever work in the woods? scheming didn't get us full, and making alliances didn't make the ducks and chickens come out of the woods.
it's bullshit, it's dumb, and i'm over it. this is a fucking child's game. i'm not going to sit around and let anyone tell me shit about what we've been through. fuck them.

[transponders]

We’re not in the woods. Not the way we were.

I’m not telling you to take any shit. But we really should--

Okay look. You girls won’t know it yet, but there’s a tv show called Survivor. They throw a bunch of people on an island and they scheme and plot to vote each other off until there’s just one left. It's for money, not life and death. Thank goodness.

I don’t mean to downplay the situation, but in principle, it’s not that different. They talk about managing their threat level – if they make a big move, they pull back for a little while, follow the herd until the dust settles. It doesn’t mean they don’t defend themselves. You just don’t need to steer every single vote, or people who want to be in charge themselves will start gunning for you.

[temujackie]

how much money?

[ priorities ]

[transponders]

A million. Two million for Winners At War.

[temujackie]

none of us have ever tried to get on it?

[ come on, production would have a field day ]

[transponders]

Lottie and I both wanted to, but Tai shut it down. Thought CBS would ask too many questions. She was probably right.

[temujackie]

oh... yeah, that makes sense

[ bummer though ]

[doped]

i'm telling ren we're voting with her

( 🖕 fuck you fuck survivor fuck reality tv )

[transponders]

And she believes you?

Shauna told the vampires we're voting with them.

Silco wants us too, but he's being vague. Told him I can't make any promises until we're all safe, and not indicated next time.

[doped]

then i'm voting with ren and you can go wherever the fuck you want

[transponders]

I'm not arguing, I'm just asking! Walk me through it.

[temujackie]

[ nataliescatorccioimgoingtokillyouimgoingtokillyounatscatorccio ]

NOW you decide this?! you couldn't have said this yesterday before i got broken up with???

[temujackie]

they don't get to tell us shit about what happened to us, but misty is right, we already started playing when we freaked out on ren and then all voted for her boyfriend
it literally doesn't matter if he's guilty or not, it looks like we did it to get back at her. we can't opt out now

[doped]

well i don't fucking think devon did it. so i'm not voting for someone i think is innocent again
anyone who wants to play the game and win a million bucks be my fucking guest
i'm going with who i think is guilty. the saber guy is a fucking freak. that danny guy doesn't seem any better.

[diarists]

we can't be honorable about this shit, people already want to kill us.
if we back down, we look weak.

[doped]

who gives a FUCK about looking weak? who are you trying to be strong for?
people are fucking dying shauna and we totally fucked a guy who didn't deserve it. why?

[diarists]

did we KILL him??? no.
saber said he's gonna kill misty.
some chick sent me a message saying she's taking us all out.
if we don't keep standing up as a WHOLE, we'll all end up under sheets on saturday.

is that what you want, nat??

[katharma]

Wait wait

Did ANYONE actually think he did it???

[doped]

well i did. except now apparently it's a different fucking story.

( not throwing mel under the bus even though she IS a MASSIVE SUBBY BITCH )

[katharma]

What the fuck

I mean I thought he was more likely than Koby but I didn't think that MEANT it was him

[temujackie]

what do we do? make like, an apology post? or just stay quiet?