saltburnt groupchat.

[doped]

YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

Comments

[doped]

well i don't fucking think devon did it. so i'm not voting for someone i think is innocent again
anyone who wants to play the game and win a million bucks be my fucking guest
i'm going with who i think is guilty. the saber guy is a fucking freak. that danny guy doesn't seem any better.

[diarists]

we can't be honorable about this shit, people already want to kill us.
if we back down, we look weak.

[doped]

who gives a FUCK about looking weak? who are you trying to be strong for?
people are fucking dying shauna and we totally fucked a guy who didn't deserve it. why?

[diarists]

did we KILL him??? no.
saber said he's gonna kill misty.
some chick sent me a message saying she's taking us all out.
if we don't keep standing up as a WHOLE, we'll all end up under sheets on saturday.

is that what you want, nat??

[transponders]

Who?

[diarists]

@ getjinxed
whoever that is.

[temujackie]

i know her
kind of

[diarists]

how do you know like
every insane girl here?????

[temujackie]

[ shauna do you really wanna know the answer to that?? ]

she saved me from drowning when we were walking to the commune

[transponders]

Oh for gods sake

Silco said he would keep her in line. I'll let him know. Please don't threaten her back or do anything crazy.

[diarists]

what the fuck is a silco

[transponders]

Her dad(?)

He thinks he can keep the buzz off us but he wants our votes. Told him I'd think about it. but its not even the new round yet and he can't even keep her quiet, so I doubt his influence.

[doped]

i'd rather be dead than fuck with someone who doesn't deserve it

( frankly, i'd rather be dead than a lot of things. )

[diarists]

good to know you'd rather us all be dead than compromise your morals.
i mean, i sorta figured, but great to have confirmation.

[doped]

go fuck yourself shauna

[diarists]

i won't have to, you're gonna do it for me.

[transponders]

NO YOU DO NOT

[doped]

( ???????????? )

misty chill

[transponders]

Don't say that again! You're the one who gets us all out, you have to live.

[katharma]

Wait wait

Did ANYONE actually think he did it???

[doped]

well i did. except now apparently it's a different fucking story.

( not throwing mel under the bus even though she IS a MASSIVE SUBBY BITCH )

[katharma]

What the fuck

I mean I thought he was more likely than Koby but I didn't think that MEANT it was him

[temujackie]

what do we do? make like, an apology post? or just stay quiet?

[transponders]

Did you see the last apology post? It was creepy and pathetic. Privately, if anything. Or they'll think we're being performative to cover our asses.

[temujackie]

obviously i wouldn't be doing whatever the hell that was

but fine