saltburnt groupchat.

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YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

Comments

[transponders]

It looks like nobody's looking at you, and there's a ton of other names floating around. So it'll wait.

We'll keep you under the radar though, don't worry!

[diarists]

oh.
thanks, i guess?? who ARE we voting for
saber's cooked, but that danny guy seems insane
but so do the literal superheroes like valiantly sacrificing themselves

[transponders]

The superhero martyrs are a waste of time. Saber's cooked with or without our votes.

Danny's a good distraction to have around if people start looking at you next time. They're already blaming him for stealing hair.

Buffy has the strength and the means to do Homelander, she was an executioner. And I wouldn't have told Dean to accuse Armand if I didn't think it was likely.

I do think we should vote as a block, though. Gives us leverage when things get dicey.

[temujackie]

i know buffy could have gotten homelander but what's up with her and august both accusing each other? i seriously don't get what they're trying to do with that, but it's fucking weird

[transponders]

Nevermind. Ignore what I said. It's Devon.

[diarists]

wait, you told dean to? and he listened?

[okay, approval points sloooowly rising]

agreed. there's power in numbers.
i'll vote however we all decide.

[transponders]

All I had to do was convince him. It's no big deal.

I say hit her where it hurts. Rally the votes for that brat Devon, so she can watch him hang around in a gibbet for the next month. People have already said it. He's offering nudes as a distraction. He's a diamond fleshworker. Armand's friends would be happy to take the alternate option.

[diarists]

it's kind of a big deal, misty. i mean
good work. [yes, that causes her physical pain to say, but: it's true.]

huh.
makes sense. who're his friends?

[transponders]

Parisa, Hawk, Harry, Louis, Lestat (I think this is complicated though?), Gale, Astarion. Maybe more.

[diarists]

lestat, louis and gale are on the hearts team with me and mel.
divide and conquer?

[transponders]

You got it.

[diarists]

probably should have mel talk to gale.
he's like
noble and stuff.

lestat, i can talk to.

[transponders]

I've got Hawk. He's been talking about Devon all day, he just needs a little fuel to keep doing it.

[temujackie]

dude i'm gonna KILL her
not in a werewolf way just normal

but okay i'll talk to gale

[diarists]

she's insane and she looks jealous and petty -- fuck her.
talk to gale and maybe harry? i can talk to parisa too.

[NOT just cause she's hot.]

[transponders]

Scratch Harry. Apparently he's fucking Devon. Don't waste time.

[diarists]

ew.

[temujackie]

wtf harry