saltburnt groupchat.

[doped]

YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

Comments

@SCATORCCIO

[doped]

who?

( have u ever met this group of girls melissa )

[temujackie]

[ yes :( ]

her name is yelena. she says she used to play goalie. [ on a pee wee team but that's fine!!! probably ]

[doped]

i don't know her
is she any good?

[temujackie]

i
don't know, we haven't actually met in real life. we were just texting.


if she sucks we can just get rid of her.

1/2

[doped]

( do you eat rocks )

2/2

[doped]

i guess we can play 3v3 now

[temujackie]

[ she can sense the disapproval through the screen and she's spiraling out ]

i didn't know she was going to say yes! maybe she won't even show up

@trees

[psilocybe]

[he doesn't have a say in this, really, but-]

you invited her thinking she'd say no??

[temujackie]

kind of?? maybe. i was just being polite, like oh, hey, we could always use a goalie if you ever want to stop by.

1/2

[psilocybe]

[psilocybe]

yeah totally

makes perfect sense

[temujackie]

jesus, sorry. for a second i forgot that everyone on this team is always a total asshole

[psilocybe]

look I don't actually care but maybe other people do

[temujackie]

you don't care?

[psilocybe]

no I'm not even in charge of that stuff I just thought the way you asked was stupid

[temujackie]

great

[doped]

chill dude

[temujackie]

i'm so chill

[ narrator: in fact, melissa had never been chill about a single thing in her entire life ]