saltburnt groupchat.

[doped]

YELLOWJACKETS

SHAUNA, MELISSA, MISTY, NATALIE, LOTTIE, VAN, JACKIE the wilderness, it hears us

Guys

Cute!!!

did you catch that??

dinner

shauna gross

You know, rabbits are very social creatures that live in groups!

what's up doc? 🥕

CODING

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text — un: NATATTACK, backdated a little

[doped]

update escape = not promising
nobody freak out but i got in a car crash

1/?

[diarists]

2/?

[diarists]

a car crash in a car?

3/4

[diarists]

you had a car and you CRASHED IT??

4/4

[diarists]

are you hurt?

[doped]

look i wasn't driving

[diarists]

???

who was

[doped]

( just some guy, she thinks. it's unimportant, she thinks. nothing shauna would be especially receptive to. so, )

his name's spike
but it wasn't his fault. something stopped us i think
he kinda spazzed

[diarists]

spike.



you didn't say if you were hurt.

[doped]

i got dinged up a little

[diarists]

oh my god
i'm coming over
don't fall asleep or something

[doped]

i don't need you to babysit me

[diarists]

and i don't need your permission.
plus the whole "steal a car and wreck it" kinda suggests you DO, so...

[katharma]

NAT WTF

Are you okay??? What happened???

[doped]

i'm totally totally fine promise
i think it was an accident. i don't know exactly but i think we should NOT be fucking with the woods

[katharma]

oh Jesus thank god. Do u need anything???

What happened? Where’d u even find a car???

[doped]

i'll be ok :) seriously it's not that bad

the rich people who live here, the balfours? they have this garage with a bunch of really sick old cars

[psilocybe]

???? I thought we were going to check it out together how did this even happen?
Are you okay?

[doped]

this guy just knew how to hotwire a car
i figured i'd go with him and when i cleared the way i'd come back for all of you
turns out, not a good idea

[psilocybe]

no, Nat, not a good idea. Who even is this guy?

[doped]

his names spike
he's








well okay apparently he's also a vampire but i didn't know that at the time
apparently he can't bite people tho he's like vampire neutered or something

[psilocybe]

[going through the 5 stages of grief give him a minute.]

ok you know what fine but you can't go off on your own like that it's dangerous vampire or no vampire

but you're ok??
What does vampire neutered even men?

[doped]

lesson learned macho man 🫡

yea i'm fine. a little banged up but ok
i don't know really. he said he has a chip in his head that stops him from biting people
idk

[psilocybe]

[dumb that he likes that she calls him that.]

ok good.
Cool so we have chipped vampires here...run into any other supernatural or just that one?

[doped]

( well! )

coach homelander is like a superhero or something. and i met a deity. people here are weird as fuck dude