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@mommymilky

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[ Boobies. But classy, kind of. ]

It's cold. Don't suppose you've got any fire power in that big arsenal of yours, do you?

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( ma'am — )

mommymilkers?
misty who knew your tits were so famous

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You recognized them without my face?

[ Interesting! ]

oops. that was for Homelander.

1/2

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you have the biggest boobs here

2/3 actually

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( — wait )

you SEXT our HOMELANDER ??

3/3

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you really have thing for coaches dude

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I'm not sure that's true.

It's not a COACH thing
For God's sake

We've been...seeing each other, I guess, since we got back here. He was a big help back at the commune, after you died. And then Shauna. I was really upset. We investigated together.

Came up short, obviously. But we bonded.

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nice of you to tell us

( i'm not calling him dad )

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Tell you what? It's casual. I can be casual.

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did you learn that in college too?
if not, no you can't

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How would you know? It's been a long time.

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you think that much has changed?
okay, surprise me, quigley. with anything.

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I was Van's date to Shauna's wedding. She wanted to make Tai jealous after they broke up. It didn't really work but we made out anyway. And I was totally normal about it after.

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that's not even a good lie
tai would've killed you

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It's not a lie! She didn't want to make a scene. It was a WEDDING